Wednesday, 30 March 2011

Revealed – what makes prayer time so popular

Frit recently came across this strange image that appears to inadvertently reveal the true nature of Mussulmanic prayer.

Thursday, 24 March 2011

Bombing the baddy

Now that the West is busy bombing Libya to “protect innocent civilians” from the dictator in charge there, Frit learns that Madmood Madjihadimad, Sad Assad and the rulers of just about every other Islamic country intend suing us for equal rights to be bombed for the same reason.

Friday, 18 March 2011

Getting the wind up about atoms

According to Caithness Windfarm Information Forum at www.caithnesswindfarms., 35 fatalities were associated with wind turbines in the United States from 1970 through 2010. Nuclear energy, by contrast, did not kill a single American in that time although nuclear energy accounts for about 9% of American energy production and wind energy for only 0.7%. Multiplying this 0.7% and its associated number of wind farms and fatalities until 9% is reached yields a country consisting almost exclusively of wind turbines and corpses. Facts facts facts.

Thursday, 17 March 2011

Libyan revolutionaries swallowed by white smoke

Frit well remembers hearing the dust cloud that rose over Manhattan when the twin towers went down described repeatedly by a certain broadcaster as “white smoke”. This mysterious phenomenon has now reappeared this morning over the wobbly nuclear power plant in Japan. To Frit it looks like steam, which is what you get when you cool a hot body with water. To media people it is much more dramatic white smoke. The biggest beneficiary of the reappearance of this white smoke is, of course, Muammar Abu Minyar al-Daftgafi, son of Mohammed Abdul Salam bin Hamed bin Mohammed Al-Daftgafi, otherwise known as “Guide of the First of September Great Revolution of the Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriya“.
It appears this monstrous peculiar communist tyrant has managed to slaughter all those wonderful democratic revolutionaries our media stars spent a whole week or so egging on and shining the spotlight on before suddenly abandoning them to their fate in their desire to drench us in much more interesting white smoke and invisible rays.

Tuesday, 15 March 2011

Shaking reactors

Further to yesterday’s post, it now appears to Frit that latest greenie policy is to call for all nuclear power plants built on solid ground amongst sane people to be demolished whilst encouraging them to be built in earthquake and insanity prone Iran.

Monday, 14 March 2011

Meltdown please

Why is it that, at a time when normal people are hoping nothing serious happens to the nuclear power stations in Japan, to those who work in them and to those round about, people on the left are so hoping the reactors all go up in smoke and lay waste the entire planet?

Friday, 11 March 2011

Turning heads

The fourteenth Downright Lama is apparently relinquishing his political responsibilities. What a relief to know he is not relinquishing his spiritual role, too. How could he? After all, once “the head of the embalmed body of the thirteenth Downright Lama, at first facing southeast, mysteriously turned to face northeast to indicate the direction in which his successor was to be found” he was in it for life. You can’t simply walk away from a thing like that. Nor from the "sixty tons of treasure" said to have accompanied him to India back in 1959.

Thursday, 10 March 2011

Day of Rage

Whenever Frit reads that Mussulmanics in one country or another are planning a “Day of Rage” on Friday, and he reads this a lot lately, he wonders if this is some milder form of the “Day of Insane Rage” they seem to enjoy the rest of the week.

Wednesday, 9 March 2011

Saving the Libyans

People all over the world are calling Frit to ask if the West should intervene in Libya. Frit looks at this question in two ways:

a) Do you mean intervene in the sense that the West moves in like a ton of bricks, locks the country down, puts the safety of its own troops first and thus deals with any resistance with total ruthlessness and installs a favorable government by same method and backs it up by same method? Then the answer is YES.

b) Do you mean intervene in the sense that the West moves in as it has elsewhere intent on saving and kissing the ass of the locals, doing everything to make them love us and handing them freebies whilst they lie to us and deceive us and shoot our young service men and women dead one by one? Then the answer is NO.

Frit would remind everyone that the inhabitants of Libya (see picture) “were red haired, and had upon their flanks tails not much smaller than those of horses. As soon as they caught sight of their visitors, they ran down to the ship without uttering a cry and assaulted the women.” Not the sort of people you mess with.

Monday, 7 March 2011


Is it true that Libya is home to one million migrant workers whilst 30% of its own population of just six and a half million are unemployed?

The picture shows what those who rule us call North African “refugees” invading Lampedusa on the lookout for European benefits and skirt. See any women amongst them, any children, any elderly people?

Thursday, 3 March 2011

American airmen murdered in Frankfurt, but who could be responsible?

When a normal person enters the chicken house to find all the chickens with their heads bitten off he thinks “fox”. In other words the most obvious culprit comes instantly to mind and, instead of wasting time looking for a rabbit with blood on its face, the normal person looks for a fox. With media people the process is different. Media people look for the rabbit first and only reluctantly consider the fox a day later if no rabbit is found and the fox simply won't go away and hide no matter how they stroke it.

Wednesday, 2 March 2011

Judge watch – Mohammad acquitted of pedophilia

In the ongoing Elizabeth Sabaditsch-Wolff freedom of speech inquisition, Crackpot Austrian judge Bettina Neubauer has found that it is not legally acceptable, and thus punishable, to apply the label ‘pedophile’ to Muhammad, for two distinct reasons:

1. Apart from the marriage to Aisha, which was formalized when she was 6 and consummated at the age of 9, Muhammad had many other women, in wedlock, as mistresses, or as war booty. This documents the fact that Muhammad did not have a primary sexual attraction directed towards minors.

2. The marriage, and thus the sexual relations with Aisha, did not end when she reached puberty, but continued until she was 18 and Muhammad died. This further underscores the fact that Muhammad was not attracted to her primarily due to her being a minor.

Frit’s response to Point 1: Josef Fritzl (pictured), another Austrian, kept his daughter imprisoned in the cellar for 24 years, rogering her regularly from age 11 resulting in 7 children and 1 miscarriage. The fact that Fritzl was married to her mother, an adult woman to whom he was not related, and the fact that he had served time in jail for raping another adult woman to whom he was not related were never absurdly considered any sort of evidence that he might not strictly be an incestuous pedophile and therefore ought to be let off, and he was naturally sentenced to life in prison for being indefensible mad garbage, strictly incestuous pedophile or not.

Frit’s response to Point 2: The fact that Fritzl continued rogering his daughter until she was well beyond puberty, i.e. age 42, was never absurdly considered any sort of evidence that he might not strictly be an incestuous pedophile and therefore ought to be let off, and he was naturally sentenced to life in prison for being indefensible mad garbage, strictly incestuous pedophile or not.

Frit’s analysis of the cockeyed judge’s finding: A judiciary that pumps out politically correct manipulative judgments coupled with leftwing politicians who support such judgments and so-called “rightwing” politicians too gutless to challenge them, all rounded off with a mainstream media that does its best to keep such judgments quiet from the public, brings us to the very brink of doom. It is no longer possible for anyone to gainsay those who rule us without suffering legal consequences and ruin without hope of help from any quarter. Thus we have now gone so far down the road towards institutionalized standing the world on its head that it is too late for anything to be changed by normal democratic means. Democracy is now over and we are back where we started. Things will only now be changed by force and revolution.

Tuesday, 1 March 2011

Down with Gaddafi

Strange how those in the West now calling for Gaddafi’s head are the very same people who made such a song and dance when Ronald Reagan tried to do away with him in 1986 and uttered not a word when Libya was elected Chair of the U.N. Human Rights Council in 2003.