Thursday 28 February 2008

Vegetarians

Not all members of the ruling class are vegetarians, but all vegetarians are of the ruling class. Vegetarians are people who expect you to cook without meat when they visit you but expect not to cook with meat when you visit them.

Wednesday 27 February 2008

Data protection

The EU, a good meaning institution highjacked in entirety by the ruling class, is a solid defender of the right to privacy. It is full of fine phrases such as:

“. . . Member States shall protect the fundamental rights and freedoms of natural persons, and in particular their right to privacy with respect to the processing of personal data.”

and

“. . . shall ensure that fundamental rights, with special attention to the right to privacy and to the protection of personal data, will be respected throughout the European Union.”

But all such fine words are, of course, no hamper to the glee with which the members of the European ruling class in all the member states are welcoming the outright theft of data from a Liechtenstein bank that allows them to persecute those they most dislike, i.e. those with more money than themselves.

Monday 25 February 2008

Cuba

As we all know, those who rule over us cannot abide a military dictator. Witness their recent glee at the downfall of President Musharaf, a thorn in their flesh for years. Why is it then, that when those who rule over us feed us the news today, they simply report without comment the fact that those who run Cuba have just replaced that country’s outgoing dictator with none other than his very own brother???!!!

Those who rule over us are selective over their dictators. Dictators of the left are furry, dictators of the right are not.

Friday 22 February 2008

B.A. Barackabama

To make out to the gullible and the young that everything she does she does for others, Hillary Clinton is fond of the ploy:

“Last night a woman grabbed me by the arm and said . . .”

Frit looks forward to the day this changes to:

“Last night a woman grabbed me by the throat and said . . .”

It is very important for B.A. Barackabama to prevent this deeply insincere self-seeking egoist from ever ruling the world. Apart from that, Frit can think of no other use for him.

Thursday 21 February 2008

Afghastlystan

Afghastlystan is a disgrace.

Tuesday 19 February 2008

Musharaf


Those who rule us are jubilant about the downfall of the government that has been keeping a safe lid on powder keg Pakistan for the past few years. WHAT DO THEY THINK!
The BBC just kindly answered this question with “The hope is a return to democracy will help calm the situation". "THE HOPE" . . . . "THE HOPE" !!!

Monday 18 February 2008

Rover


Dogs are revolting, but fun. Dog owners are just revolting.

Pragmatism

Of course, those who currently run Spain are perfectly in accord with the rest of the international ruling class in supporting the theft of Kosovo. But, in order to prevent the Basques from hoisting them by their own petard, they have had no difficulty in making a “pragmatic” decision. The ruling class is always good at abandoning fine principle in favour of “pragmatic” decision whenever it suits. The ruling class invented the word “pragmatic” especially for use in such cases; it allows it to avoid words like “cheating” and “deceit”.

Sunday 17 February 2008

Independence day

Kosovo is declaring independence today. Frit advises the 100,000 Serbs who find themselves reluctant citizens of that new state to congregate at one end of it so as to constitute a local majority, if this is not already the case. They can then declare their own independence from Kosovo. The ruling class can have nothing to say about this process as it is a process it itself has just sanctioned and helped implement.

Friday 15 February 2008

Dying, dying, dead

Some months before the Bush administration ends, the international ruling class, with its collectively wired up shared brain, has decided to describe it to us with phrases such as “a dying government”. In this way they can pretend it failed to complete two successful terms and would quite probably be re-elected if permitted to run again.

Thursday 14 February 2008

Stupidity

The members of the ruling class disagree with the concept of stupidity. The idea that some are less smart than others rubs them up the wrong way. It clashes with their hallowed concept of sameness, so they have a golden rule that no one shall be referred to as stupid, dim-witted, thick, dense, dull etc.. No one.

Except, of course, Ronald Reagan. Reagan was stupid. George Bush is stupid. Margaret Thatcher, Silvio Berlusconi, Ehud Olmert . . . stupid, stupid, stupid . . .

Wednesday 13 February 2008

Happiness

If Hillary fails to become President of the United States, Frit will be the second happiest person on the planet. The first happiest will be her “husband”, Good Prince Bill.

Tuesday 12 February 2008

Education

When the left says a thing it is deemed educational. When the right says a thing it is deemed propoganda.

Speech difficulties


When they feed us the news, journalists are unable to speak the words “Silvio Berlusconi”. These two words stick in their throats. The only way to get them out is to accompany them with a gratuitous description, e.g.:

· “. . . multimillionaire Silvio Berlusconi said . . .” (German ARD television)

· “. . . Silvio Berlusconi, Italy’s wealthiest businessman, said . . .” (British BBC television)

There are two reasons for this:

a) Silvio Berlusconi dares to feed us the news himself, whereas the ruling class has a rule that says only the ruling class shall feed us the news.
b) Silvio Berlusconi makes a lot of money and members of the ruling class hate anybody to make more money than they make.

Monday 11 February 2008

Burma

The ruling class is making a fuss about Burma right now. Burma has an unelected government, and the ruling class abhors an unelected government. Iran has an unelected government but the ruling class is concentrating on Burma. The Third World War is very likely to feature Iran, not Burma. Still, the ruling class likes to make a fuss about Burma. It is very selective about its fusses.

Great Gore

Great Gore, Chieftain of the ruling class, is making A LOT OF MONEY from climate change. He makes money, gets accolades, gets wined and dined, get’s "female liasons", flits about all over, all on the back of climate change. His carbon footprint must be big.

Lions

On TV three lions were eating the rear end of a buffalo whilst the front end of the buffalo stood looking on in agony and terror. Lions, like all cats, are horrible. They are creatures designed to rip to pieces and devour other creatures irrespective of how far into the process those other creatures die, and with no inkling of their suffering and horror. A sensible society would get rid of lions alltogether. But the ruling class like lions. Lions are deemed “natural” and furry so they are worth preserving. As long as they are running around in someone else's country.

Great Gore


Great Gore is a Chieftain of the ruling class. Great Gore is not a scientist. He knows nothing of complex scientific issues to do with climate change. He depends entirely on what others tell him, and others tell him what he wants to hear, i.e. things he can sell.

Changing climate

Ruling class members understand little of nature. They are so far divorced from the realities of nature that they think they can control the climate! They think they controlled it incorrectly in the past, but from now on they will control it correctly. Awakening will come.

Kosovo

Kosovo is about to declare independence from Serbia with the full backing of the ruling class. Presumably, when little green men from Venus move into Yorkshire England, Bavaria Germany, Tennessee USA or Languedoc France etc., swiftly out-breed the locals and claim those parts of those countries as their own, they will be given equal support.