Tuesday, 30 June 2009

Child molester bites dust, media opts for deification instead of condemnation

Michael Jackson has left us to struggle on without him. To Jackson, it mattered not if he was “Black Or White”, but that didn’t stop him from being the first person ever to start life as a young black Christian boy and end it as an old white Muslim woman. There have been better grades of American Jacksons down the years. Even a better Michael Jackson who came up with a useful printing process innovation and sustained an injury at the Battle of Bunker Hill. As far as Frit knows, this individual never rogered a single child in his life, let alone bred any for that specific purpose. The painting also features a better grade of famous Jackson, Stonewall Jackson, and is entitled “Jackson is with you”, which this latest one no longer is. May his memory quickly fade.

Friday, 26 June 2009

Intolerable intolerance

Frit reads that, in the UK, the Equalities and Human Rights Commission has ordered the British National Party (lefty nationalists that those who rule us like to portray as right wing) to cease prohibiting non-whites from joining the party, prohibiting them from taking jobs at the party and from failing to provide equal services to constituents based on the colour of their skin. In other words this party is not allowed to stand for what it stands for and it will be taken to court and financially ruined and people will be put in prison and the world will be well again. Frit wonders if the Equalities and Human Rights Commission will now be writing to any Methodist organisations, businesses, associations etc. making similar demands.

Tuesday, 23 June 2009

Ginger whinger

The two princes of the politically correct UK (United Kaliphate) have appeared on video with one making a remark about the other’s baldness and the other countering with a remark about the other‘s gingerness. A prize global warmer, busybody and founder of a charity named “Act Against Bullying” has thus gone to the trouble of informing the nation that the remark about gingerness “is risky and could be taken out of context by children”. The remark about baldness drew no comment from this ginger headed botherer, whereas Frit, bald as a coot himself, is very upset by it.

The simpering ginger schoolmarm in question, Louise Burpit-Cons, can be seen wittering on about “World Kindness” (but not for bald people) at

Monday, 22 June 2009


In Tehran, people are standing on their roofs at night chanting “Allahu Akbar, death to the dictator”, meaning Madmood Madjihaddymad.

30 years ago in Tehran, people stood on their roofs at night chanting “Allahu Akbar, death to the dictator”, meaning the Shah.

Friday, 19 June 2009

Kind compassionate liberal slaughters fly in cold blood

The Multimillionaire White Mohammedan King swatted a fly to death in full view of all his spellbound minions, then joked about it, called the fly a “sucker” and had the camera move close up on it. Quite an Abu Ghraibesque moment. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), an organisation that recently spent 9,370.00 dollars on a walk-in freezer in which to store the corpses of all the dogs it kills (that’s 9,370.00 dollars of the money collected from the gullible and the young to find the same dogs new homes), is not amused. It wants him to take a more compassionate attitude the next time he’s bothered by a fly at the White House. However, those mesmerised souls who feed us the news choose not to speculate as to why such a kind and considerate liberal would so carelessly reveal the vile butcher lurking within in front of the entire nation in that way. Instead they opt to denigrate flies for being “irritating” and for “contaminating food” and to praise the Multimillionaire White Mohammedan King for his coordination, accuracy and speed. Watching the video again, Frit is not so sure, his movements look more like straightforward involuntary reflex reactions once he’d noticed the fly in question was a Christian fly.

The picture shows other flies flocking to the funeral of their fallen comrade.

Thursday, 18 June 2009

Stop and search

Is it true that British police are stopping and searching thousands of obviously innocent white people under counter-terrorism powers simply to provide a racial balance in official statistics? Yes, it is true. It is depressingly true. It is a depressingly true cowardly and manipulative frightening lie. It is now time for everyone above the rank of sergeant to be dismissed from the British police force and removed from the public payroll.

Wednesday, 17 June 2009

Please don’t mention the family tree, unless it’s the Bush family tree

In the USA, the mesmerised have renamed another street after you know who. The street used to be 40th Avenue in West Park (Hollywood Florida subdivision), but now it's officially called Barack Obama Boulevard. Why not Barack Hussein Obama Boulevard? Why not Barry Soetoro Boulevard? Why not Multimillionaire White Mohammedan King Concourse Leading Straight To Mecca?

Meanwhile, a Republican is in trouble for implying that Michelle descended from a gorilla whereas it’s far more likely that gorillas descended from Michelle.

Tuesday, 16 June 2009

Pirate Party

Whilst it is depressing to see that parochial national socialist dross dressed in right wing clothing, such as the British BNP party, gained ground in the European elections, it is encouraging to see that true parties of the right, such as the Dutch Party for Freedom, also made headway. However, the elections also served to highlight the inbuilt Achilles heel of democracy in that some 9 % of the electorate in Sweden, i.e. juvenile nitwits, voted for the Pirate Party, the sole aim of which is to alter the patent and copyright laws to the detriment of the creative in order to provide free music, films and video games. Screw economic and foreign policy; just give us something for nothing. Frit is now thinking of campaigning to allow five-year-olds to vote, whereupon he intends to found the Pirate Theme Birthday Party party to get a seat in the European Parliament himself.

Monday, 15 June 2009

Crystal balls

Political correctness is reaching dizzy heights in Britain. The Red Cross is to stop using the red cross symbol as it offends Methodists, reminding them of the crusades. It is to be replaced by the red crystal irrespective of the fact that the red crystal symbol reminds Frit, and many others, of the loathsome invasion of the giant red crystal shrimps back in 1227. Also, the British ambassador to Poland has been criticised by Polish officials for supporting a march planned by ‘gay rights’ groups. The ambassador said he was simply acting in line with Foreign Office policy, which calls on staff to push ‘gay rights’ when representing the UK abroad. Does this mean the staff are pushing the same gay rights with equal vigour when representing the UK in Riyadh?

Friday, 12 June 2009

Cut down to size

Having heard that "It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God" (Matthew 19:24), the Multimillionaire White Mohammedan King and his family have been spotted in the eye of the needle frantically attempting to wave their camel through.

Thursday, 11 June 2009

Tedious unelected money printer comes to grief on Obama Beach

People are saying that unelected Prime Minister of the United Kingdom Boredom Brown, the first ever holder of that office to allow his cabinet ministers to appoint themselves as long as they keep him on as leader, suffered one of his irritating and deeply unattractive spasms of the mouthparts right in the middle of his recent D-Day speech, causing him to make a painfully revealing Freudian slip – “Obama Beach” instead of “Omaha Beach”. They say Obama Beach is the beautiful place where, in his fantasies, Brown and his not so brown hero skip along in the sunshine together, hand in hand, with bare torsos and equal popularity figures, off into the bright new socialist-Islamist future where there is no recession and no expense accounts and where even the one-eyed are considered equal.

However, after careful analysis of the actual tape using voice analysis software, Frit is convinced this was no slip of the tongue at all. Instead, Brown was thinking of the recent episode when Michele Obama was in London and refused to sit next to him at dinner in case his glass eye fell out onto her plate. Brown is still vexed about this issue and is known to mumble about it under his breath, in Scottish, all the time. Thus his words were not about paying tribute “next to Obama Beach” at all, but rather about not having been allowed to sit “next to that Obama bitch”.

Wednesday, 10 June 2009

The wonderful light

Have we all had enough of gabbering arty poltroons on TV talking about the “wonderful light” of a specific place? Cornwall has uniquely wonderful light, apparently, as has Tuscany. The state of Maine has it too. So do Australia and New Mexico. There’s a lot of it about. The picture shows mere fabulous light, which is quite different and more rare.

Tuesday, 9 June 2009

Brown fish

Frit reads that, according to fishmongers, a type of fish, the dab, which fell out of favour with diners in Britain because it is “unpleasant tasting” is now making a comeback as it is cheap and all the British people can now afford, thanks to the efforts of unelected Prime Minister of Britain Boredom Brown. Curiously, the dab is described as a “small brown fish”, and, looking at this picture, Frit could swear it sports but a single eye. Meanwhile, after revelations that North Korea’s unsavoury leader Kim Jong-il eats live fish, it is rumoured that Brown is now thinking of seeking refuge from the electorate and the expense account police in that country, safe in the knowledge that many have mistaken him for a one-eyed fish down the years, but never for a live one.

Monday, 8 June 2009

Royal Navy sets pirates free to commit further acts of piracy to be paid for by insurance companies/consumer

Last week, the British Royal Navy captured a bunch of Somali pirates, deprived them of their weapons, made them a cup of tea and sent them off home. The lily-livered rules of engagement state that pirates may only be apprehended if caught in the act of attacking a vessel. Being in a gang of cutthroats cruising the high seas in a speedboat armed to the teeth with machineguns and rocket launchers is simply no grounds for apprehending any disgraceful murdering son of a bitch.

Friday, 5 June 2009

Goodbye America

After the Multimillionaire White African King’s performance yesterday in Egypt, Frit has decided to refer to him on this site as the Multimillionaire White Mohammedan King from now on.

Thursday, 4 June 2009

Short speech

Today is the day the Multimillionaire White African King is set to deliver his much vaunted and much anticipated big speech to the Arab world in Egypt. By dubious means, and at substantial expense, Frit has managed to obtain an advance copy of this speech. It is very short and to the point. It reads simply “Allahu Akbar, off with the infidel’s head”. Brief it might be but he’ll still be using a teleprompter to deliver it.

Wednesday, 3 June 2009

Laughing pig resigns office

Disgraceful corrupt deceitful wishy-washy Jacqui Smith, British Home Secretary, is at long last resigning. She is not resigning for reasons of honour, having been caught red handed with her nose deeply buried in the public trough. She is resigning because she has no choice. She is retiring to a pig farm. There are many who hope she chooses one in Egypt.

Tuesday, 2 June 2009

Marbles with Cyclops

Leafing through some dusty old papers recently, Frit learned that, when at school, unelected Prime Minster of Britain and expenses account fiddler Boredom Brown won a large marble from another boy in a game. As this was Brown’s only win in life, he was very fond of the marble and always slept with it beneath his pillow. Later on, when he poked out one of his own eyes with a stick in a fit of self loathing, he replaced it with his favourite old marble, and has worn it to this day. Of course, as has been recently discovered in the expenses account scandal, this didn’t stop him from charging the British taxpayer for dozens of very expensive new glass eyes per week, glass eyes that were never in fact purchased, and certainly not purchased from his brother. But, despite this revelation, despite the similar revelations concerning the rest of his government and despite the fact that support for his party has apparently fallen to less than 20%, with the British population overwhelmingly demanding immediate elections, Brown, after careful consideration, has decided not to stand down. His dedication to democracy, to the wishes of others and the needs of the country is too great!

Frit tracked down the three Scots lads pictured. They never let Brown play marbles with them. They claim he always cheated. Nor could they keep a straight face when confronted with those curious spasms of his mouthparts.

Monday, 1 June 2009

Shock jock sues pig

Nice to know Michael Savage is going ahead and suing the human pig who currently holds the office of British Home Secretary, and who placed his name on a list of undesirable murderers and mad people a short while ago. He wants a public apology plus substantial damages. Frit hears that, in turn, the Home Secretary is thinking of suing the Prophet Mohammed for including her on a list of banned meats.

The photograph shows the Home Secretary’s husband riding her to work.