Thursday, 4 June 2009

Short speech

Today is the day the Multimillionaire White African King is set to deliver his much vaunted and much anticipated big speech to the Arab world in Egypt. By dubious means, and at substantial expense, Frit has managed to obtain an advance copy of this speech. It is very short and to the point. It reads simply “Allahu Akbar, off with the infidel’s head”. Brief it might be but he’ll still be using a teleprompter to deliver it.