Thursday, 31 December 2009

Happy New Year


Wednesday, 30 December 2009

The price of sausage

Frit is delighted to learn that the Mussulmanic chef who sued his employer, London’s Metropolitan Police, for insisting he handle pig meat with gloves and tongues if he couldn’t manage it with his bare hands, has lost his case due to colleagues having informed the court they watched him tucking into sausages and bacon more than once. He must now pay 76,200 pounds worth of expenses, on top of his own costs!

Still on the subject of food, is it true that 3-wives food-for-oil George Galloway is on hunger strike in Jordan because the Egyptian authorities won’t let his convoy of Gaza “aid” through? If so, do we all hope the pontificating sack of shit is stubborn enough to see it properly through?

Monday, 28 December 2009


A Mussulmanic tried to spoil Christmas for the infidel by blowing up an airliner but succeeded only in blowing up his own testicles. Expert experienced investigative journalists working for the mainstream media all over the world discovered his name and nationality fairly quickly but have thus far failed to discover either his religion or his motive. They did discover that, although his father is one of the richest men in Nigeria, he is without funds and the American taxpayer must pick up those upcoming huge legal bills. They discovered this but are unlikely to make much of it because, as we all know, money is unimportant.

Meanwhile, a Mussulmanic cleric who recently attempted to grab the title of “Most Stupid Mussulmanic in the World” by claiming that Darwin developed the theory of evolution to tar us all with the same brush and gloss over the fact that Jews alone are descended from pigs and monkeys, fell short of his goal when Ashoura commenced (ceremony in which you beat yourself till you bleed or beat your child till it bleeds) and everyone realized there are countless millions of other Mussulmanics far more stupid than he.

Wednesday, 23 December 2009

Season’s Greetings

Frit wishes a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all properly civilized people on the planet, which he believes to number fewer than fifteen.

Monday, 21 December 2009

IRA (Infant Rogering Army)

Frit notes that the Irish terrorist murderer brother of Irish terrorist murderer Gerry Adams has legged it because he is being sought by the police for rogering his own children. This circumstance has now forced Adams to reveal, before others do, that his own Irish terrorist murderer father rogered his offspring of an evening on a regular basis too. Such a nice IRA family, preoccupied with nothing but the rights of the oppressed.

Frit found this photograph of an IRA man dragging one of his children into an alleyway for a bit of family bonding.

Thursday, 17 December 2009

Mussulmanics versus Warmers

As the absurd Copenhagen conference comes to an absurd end, Frit is concerned that there could eventually be global conflict between adherents of the Mussulmanic political ideology and adherents of the Warming political ideology. The two are in league at present, as evidenced in Copenhagen, but both are totalitarian ideologies in their own right so, in the end, both must try to absorb the other and, whilst there is nothing in Warming ideology to deny a person’s right to embrace Mussulmanicism (as long as he remembers to continue saving on the energy required to sharpen a knife before cutting off a person’s head with it, the Mussulmanic’s only contribution to preserving the environment to date), the Mussulmanic ideology is very much opposed to the existence of any other ideology per se. Apart from that, Frit reads in Mussulmanic Fatwa No. 110197 that –

It was narrated from Abu Hurayrah (may Allaah be pleased with him) that the Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “The Hour will not begin until the land of the Arabs once again becomes meadows and rivers.”

What we think is that Arabia becoming meadows and rivers again is something concerning which there is no doubt, but we cannot be certain that it will happen because of the melting of the ice cap, because that is known only to Allaah. But we mention this view because it is relevant and because it has been said by some specialists, both Muslims and kaafirs.

Frit supposes the land of the Arabs will again become meadows and rivers at about the same time the hidden savior of mankind, currently still at the bottom of that well down south, jumps out to do his stuff. It seems he is unable to do this at the moment as, according to Madmood Madjihadimad, the tyrannical dwarf ruler of Iran, the USA is blocking his way out!

Wednesday, 16 December 2009

Just deserts

In mainstream media reporting, where the wellbeing of Guantanamo inmates and antisocials of all types is a major issue, it is perfectly justifiable to report with glee thatsome say billionaire Berlusconi deservedhaving his face bashed in by an idiot.

Tuesday, 15 December 2009

Britain sinks further into bottomless shame

Tzipi Livni, the former Israeli foreign minister, has cancelled a visit to Britain because pro-Palestinian activist groups obtained from a court a warrant for her arrest on alleged war crimes charges.

And a man who was threatened at knifepoint and tied up by a gang of masked men in his living room last year, along with his wife and children, was told he must go to prison for 30 months to preserve “civilized society” because he managed to set upon one of his attackers with a cricket bat. The attacker concerned, a criminal with more than 50 convictions, was handed a two-year supervision order for his role in the break-in at an earlier hearing. The reasoning must be that, if people take the law into their own hands, judges loose income.

Friday, 11 December 2009

The necessity of war

Had they given the Nobel Peace Prize to George Bush, he could have told us that war is sometimes necessary in his acceptance speech, just like the Multimillionaire White Mohammedan Nobel Laureate Joker President did. The only difference would have been that George Bush would have sincerely regretted that simple truth and would never have got himself elected to office by pretending the opposite.

Thursday, 10 December 2009


Frit is currently in Copenhagen. He came here by mistake. Being shortsighted, he misread “climate change conference” as “deranged primate conference” and thought it worth a look. No matter, on arrival he found he read it correctly anyway. The entire city of Copenhagen has been turned into a political correctness hootenanny. Huge banners, signs and displays all over the place telling people what those who rule us consider the right messages, just like in North Korea. Every leftist political cause is represented on every street by every pathetic jerk in Christendom ready to wreck the planet and fly in from anywhere to enjoy a self-righteous zealous kneesup.

The whole picture is then to be completed soon when the Multimillionaire White Mohammedan Nobel Laureate Joker President turns up to dazzle every deranged primate in town. On the way he is stopping off in Oslo to pick up his peace prize. The Norwegians are unhappy because he cancelled dinner with the Norwegian Nobel committee, a press conference, a television interview, appearances at a children's event promoting peace and a music concert, as well as a visit to an exhibition in his honor at the Nobel peace centre. He also turned down a lunch invitation from the King of Norway. Rumor is he cancelled because Michelle only travels in Cadillacs these days and somehow got the idea they would be driven between venues in an old Fiord.

Wednesday, 9 December 2009


The Wally In Charge Of Warming at the UN has appeared on TV in a very expensive suit to rubbish Climategate. Desperately trying to preserve the gravy train and shortly before his appointment to be measured for his next expensive suit, this cross between a badger and a garden gnome, inventor of the farting cow, valiantly defended the planet from a bunch of harmless emails hacked and distributed by Frit’s anti-warming organization War On Warmers (WOW). Climategate is nonsense and poor countries have every right to come to Copenhagen to steal from the rich! All the same, Frit detects that those who feed us the news are becoming unsettled by Climategate in that they are slowly starting to report it.

Meanwhile, unelected Prime Minister of Britain, warmer and tub of Scots lard Boredom Brown, has publicly referred to Frit and other prominent global warming skeptics as “flat-earthers”. So incensed is Frit by this insult that he had his men challenge Brown to a duel. As brown has but a single eye he cannot reasonably be expected to have a fair chance throwing claymores at ten paces. This is why Frit has proposed throwing claymores at ten paces, but has undertaken to aim only at the missing eye.

Tuesday, 8 December 2009

All sorts of people in glass houses throw stones

A ‘prominent’ Turkish-German film director has said he will not bring his new film to Switzerland in protest against the referendum vote that banned the construction of minarets in that country. "This referendum conflicts with my understanding of humanism, tolerance and the belief that harmonious co-existence of peoples of differing backgrounds, races and religions must be possible," the film director said in an open letter. He made no mention of any open letter he bothered to write criticizing any laws or attitudes that conflict with his understanding of humanism etc. in Turkey, where a poll revealed that 59% believe that non-Mussulmanics should not even be permitted to hold meetings of any sort. For their part, the Swiss are delighted at this unexpected spinoff from their vote. Keeps a load of trendy mind-softening childish codswallop off their cinema screens.

And then there is Iran, which warned Switzerland on Saturday of “consequences” and urged Bern not to enforce the ban. The vote went “against the prestige of a country which claims to be an advocate of democracy and human rights,” the Foreign Minister apparently told his Swiss counterpart in a telephone call. Carefully studying his map of the world with a magnifying glass for some time, Frit finds no other Iran than the one where they are currently gunning down political protesters in the streets in unknown large numbers, where they regularly stone young women to death, hang homosexuals and keep their country united by making scapegoats of Jews in exactly the same way the Nazis did. Human rights?

Egyptians also have a lot to say. Egypt's grand mufti denounced the referendum result as an "insult" to Islam. Killing Coptic Christians in Egypt and treating them like animals was not mentioned. Neither was the aggravation they suffer if they try to build a church. As Cairo has at least 4,700 mosques with minarets and the authorities are currently striving to control the extraordinary brouhaha that results from thousands of muezzins all shouting a load of rubbish through loudhailers all at the same time, out of sync, 5 times a day, Frit would have thought the Egyptians would have some sympathy with the Swiss. But no.

Rack his brain as he might, Frit can think of not a single Mussulmanic land nor organization nor individual that is not guilty of the most gross hypocrisy in protesting the Swiss ban. In Frit’s view they should leave the Swiss alone and get on with answering those important questions they post on the Internet like “Is it valid to pray behind one who makes grammatical mistakes when he recites the Qur’aan?“

Monday, 7 December 2009

Sharks and other fish

Today is the big day we have all been waiting for – the beginning of the United Nations Climate Change Conference! WE ARE SAVED! Frit thought we were in danger of having the entire thing called off in the light of Climategate and might not be saved after all. But no, Great Gore is the only one to have chickened out. Great Gore has made so much money from the global warming hoax that he can afford to pull out. Not so the estimated 16,500 delegates, activists and reporters attending, whose incomes and careers still depend on it. Frit is told that, when they descend upon Copenhagen today, they will be emitting 40,584 tons of carbon dioxide equivalents over the duration of the event, roughly the same amount as the carbon emissions of Morocco in 2006. Frit is also reliably informed by a new Australian Warmers’ study that warmer ocean temperatures caused by global warming could cause sharks “and other fish” to become more aggressive! Copenhagen being on the coast, Frit is hoping those 16,500 delegates, activists and reporters all decide to take a swim and are set upon by herrings.

Friday, 4 December 2009

American hero breaks silence

American hero Donald Rumsfeld has done us all the service of telling the Multimillionaire White Mohammedan Nobel Laureate Joker President that he lately did a “disservice to the truth”. Frit thanks Mr Rumsfeld for this, and for his diplomatic choice of words. Frit’s own inelegant choice of words, i.e. “dishonorable lying sporn of slimeball cesspit subculture”, just doesn’t have the same impact. It damages the important cause and reflects badly on Frit.

Thursday, 3 December 2009

The enemy within

The groundswell in Europe is emphatically in favor of the democratic Swiss ban on minarets. Polls taken everywhere reveal huge majorities in support of such a ban in other countries. Italy is likely to hold a similar referendum soon. In response and panic, the mainstream media is reporting only the utterances of those not in favor, such as the UN and Daniel Cohn-Bendit, appallingly short human tick and co-president of the Greens in the European Parliament (CO-president, so democratic). Like the Turks, Cohn-Bendit has called on rich Muslims to empty their bank accounts in Switzerland in retaliation for Sunday's referendum. Cohn-Bendit is the archenemy within. Like so many of his ilk, after attending a secondary school for children of the upper middle class he started out red and later turned green. Like so many of his ilk he likes to molest children, once having taken a job in a kindergarten specifically for the purpose. Like so many of his ilk he also likes writing books about his own ever-so-fascinating life. "On several occasions certain kids would open my fly and start to stroke me. I reacted differently according to circumstances, but their desire posed a problem for me. I asked them: 'Why don't you play together? Why have you chosen me, and not the other kids?' But if they insisted, I caressed them still", he once wrote. So why is he sitting in the European Parliament aiding the downfall of civilization instead of sitting in prison?

In the picture, Cohn-Bendit can be seen talking about size to a class of small boys.

Wednesday, 2 December 2009

New Afghastlystan strategy – lose but pretend to win in eighteen months

At the end of the Second World War, advance American forces approached a small German town. Shots were fired and those defending the town surrendered. The Americans disarmed all the adult males in the town and put them in an adjacent field. They posted six men to guard them until the next unit came along to process them and then pushed on. Once they had departed the hardliners amongst the prisoners overpowered and killed the guards then drove the rest of the prisoners back into the town. When the follow-up American unit arrived and learned what had happened it called in air strikes and bombed the town fairly flat.

In Afghastlystan, by comparison, the locals jump out into the streets for some handouts when infidel forces arrive in town but flee to the fields when the Taliban call by. This is the wrong way round. It happens because the locals know that, when shot at, the infidels have to make 50 phone calls to obtain permission to shoot back, which might or might not be given, whereas the Taliban just torture you then chop off your head. It is crucial to any conflict that the locals are more afraid of you than they are of your enemy. Only then do they hand the enemy over and the war stops.

The new Afghastlystan strategy unveiled yesterday by the Multimillionaire White Mohammedan Nobel Laureate Joker President includes none of Frit’s crucial goals, i.e. destroying opium production there, preventing Iran from obtaining nuclear weapons and depriving Pakistan of the nuclear weapons it already possesses, because these are not his goals. The Multimillionaire White Mohammedan Nobel Laureate Joker President’s goal is essentially to make that country into a place for getting rid of US soldiery at a much faster rate than has applied up to now. The idea is for Afghastlystan to eventually consume all US and other infidel armed forces in entirety and leave the way free for global Sharia.

Frit took this photograph of General McChrystal receiving instructions on how to tie both arms of his men behind their backs instead of one.

Tuesday, 1 December 2009

Shove your minaret

The Swiss have refused to have the Mussulmanics force them to build minarets on top of their cuckoo clocks. The Mussulmanics are upset. They thought that giving their towers a name the sound of which conjures up the image of a sweet French schoolgirl would mask their sinister purposes. They were wrong. The Swiss were not fooled. Switzerland is now leading Europe and is not even a member of the EU. In retaliation, Saudi Arabia wanted to hold a referendum on forbidding Christian churches and Jewish synagogues, but since these are already forbidden and nobody seems to notice they are instead said to be planning a referendum on forbidding holes in cheese. The rules are that women are not allowed to vote at all and should shut up and men can only vote if they are the King. Historically, the Mussulmanics have been suspicious of the Swiss since the day one of them failed to cut off the head of his son before shooting an apple from the top of it. Now this.

Question: Is it possible to hold a referendum and then declare the outcome illegal if it is not the outcome you wanted?
Answer: Yes it is. Just watch.

Monday, 30 November 2009


Last week, Frit spent a lot of money on a posh frock for Mrs Frit with a view to gatecrashing the White House thanksgiving party (though not as much as multimillionairess Worst Lady Michelle spent on that posh socialist frock rumored to have kept 40 slaves busy with needles for a month until their fingers bled). Unfortunately, the attempt came to nothing. Frit and Mrs Frit were arrested and waterboarded by the CIA. Next day, they were appalled to discover that only couples with Mussulmanic sounding names and links to Hamas are permitted to successfully gatecrash such events. Frit and Mrs Frit have thus renamed themselves Mohammed and Fatima Bin Frit, have started raising funds for the next intifada and are hoping for better luck next year.

Friday, 27 November 2009


The Mussulmanics are presently in Mecca performing the important ceremony of plodding in circles round the big stone box draped in black silk, stoning the Devil etc.. Saudi newspapers are reporting that the grandmother of the Multimillionaire White Mohammedan Nobel Laureate Joker President is prominent amongst them. In his message to his grandmother and all other fellow Mussulmanics at this important time in their calendar, the Multimillionaire White Mohammedan Nobel Laureate Joker President says “The rituals of Hajj and Eid-ul-Adha both serve as reminders of the shared Abrahamic roots of three of the world’s major religions”. Sounds very nice until you remember that people from the other two of those major religions with Abrahamic roots are likely to encounter visa application problems if they wish to attend. They are unclean and not allowed to enter Mecca and they might well have their heads as well as their roots chopped off if they try to.

Every true Mussulmanic has to participate in the Hajj at least once in their lifetime, if they have the wherewithal, we are told. Doing the math on this, i.e. subtracting the 2 million Mussulmanics performing Hajj from the 1.5 billion the world is blessed with, rather implies that some are slacking. Thus, Frit urges all who have a Mussulmanic for a neighbor to knock on his door and ask him if he intends honoring his commitment. No excuses. If he could afford to fly to Pakistan for an arranged marriage last month he can afford Mecca this month. Off you go! Off you go!

The picture shows the big stone box draped in black silk and the hordes of pilgrims with the three Giant Jellyfish of Allah floating prominently in the foreground on the lookout for any encroaching Jews.

Thursday, 26 November 2009

Harpo out

Mrs Frit, ever a matchmaker, suggests that the new EU President and his new EU Foreign Minister should marry, both being equally charisma-challenged. Frit is skeptical. When they get to the part of the marriage ceremony where the vicar asks if they take one another there is a danger that neither will know who the other is nor who they themselves are. And, talking of marriage, a little bird tells Frit that Worst Lady Michelle Hussein Obama has fallen out with Oprah Winfrey in a jealous fit! Apparently, Oprah was actually christened Orpah, but nobody in the family could pronounce that so they changed it to Harpo written backwards. It seems that Oprah was muscling in on Michelle’s man, who “would jump when she called”.

Frit considered posting the image of a monkey with Michelle’s features that many monkeys have been complaining to Google about in recent days (for an earlier related post see Instead, Frit posts this recent photograph which he took of Michelle in the Whitehouse gardens manually de-worming her dog, a task she was planning on delegating to Oprah in happier times.

Wednesday, 25 November 2009

Oh waht a sacrifice

The human race can be proud that its Hindu community conducted the largest animal sacrifice of all time in Nepal this week. Glancing at his calendar, Frit sees that this is the year 2009. Yes we have come this far! The head priest launched the event with the sacrifice of two rats, two pigeons, a rooster, a lamb and a pig. The crowd then rushed to a nearby field where 250 sword-wielding butchers began the mass slaughter of around 20,000 buffalo, brought by devotees to be sacrificed near the holy temple. Not wishing to be outdone when it comes to bizarre atrocity committed in the name of religion, the Mussulmanics, currently all in Mecca to walk in circles round a box, are planning their own version of this ceremony next year, intending to hack off the heads of 20,000 Hindus but leave out the pig.

One mainstream media outlet describes what is going on in the photograph as “slitting the throat”!

Tuesday, 24 November 2009

Frit's Ten Point Plan

Few people know that Frit is the person who drew up the ten point plan for halting the Mussulmanisation of Europe which was later adopted by Geerd Wilders and his party following a secret meeting with Frit in a tulip field, i.e.:

1. Stop cultural relativism. We need an article in our constitutions that lays down that we have a Jewish-Christian and humanism culture.
2. Stop pretending that Mussulmanicism is a religion. Mussulmanicism is a totalitarian ideology. In other words, the right to religious freedom should not apply to Mussulmanicism.
3. Stop mass immigration by people from Mussulmanic countries. We have to end Al-Hijra.
4. Encourage voluntary repatriation.
5. Expel criminal foreigners and criminals with dual nationality, after denationalization, and send them back to their Mussulmanic countries. Likewise, expel all those who incite ‘violent jihad’.
6. We need an European First Amendment to strengthen free speech.
7. Have every member of a non-Western minority sign a legally binding contract of assimilation.
8. We need a binding pledge of allegiance in all Western countries.
9. Stop the building of new Mussulmanic mosques. As long as no churches or synagogues are allowed to be built in countries like Saudi-Arabia we will not allow one more new mosque in our western countries. Close all mosques where incitement to violence is taking place. Close all Mussulmanic schools, for they are fascist institutions and young children should not be educated an ideology of hate and violence.
10. Get rid of the current weak leaders. We have the privilege of living in a democracy. Let’s use that privilege and exchange cowards for heroes. We need more Churchills and less Chamberlains.

Frit would now like to add a new Point 11 to this list, i.e. ban the döner kebab! There could be anything or any animal under the sun in that revolting tower of icky spam. You just don’t know.

Monday, 23 November 2009

Millions of degrees

Frit has turned down several Nobel peace prizes down the years, loath to have his name associated with other recipients such as Multimillionaire Nobel Laureate Great Gore. Gore spent all these years lucratively convincing us we are to blame for global warming and, just as we were about to believe him, he now appears on TV to admit he knew all along that the core of the earth is to blame, having increased its temperature to “millions of degrees”, unnoticed by anyone but him. No wonder we’re all sweating. Let’s hope we get some cool air from the photoshopped hurricane rotating the wrong way on the cover of his latest book.

Friday, 20 November 2009

Smaller feet, smaller footprints

According to the United Nations’ ‘State of World Population report’, women have a lower carbon footprint than men. Women drive and fly much less than men and purchase fewer carbonintensive goods etc.. This idiotic assertion is not going down very well amongst Mussulmen, because, as we all know, Mussulmen regard women as extremely environmentally-unfriendly and polluting. After all, did not Muhammad inform us all that women are “unclean” creatures. Did he not say that “Three things corrupt prayer: women, dogs, and donkeys”. Did he not say that “Woman is a vile beast,” and that “Women were created for nothing but evil”.

The assertion is also not going down very well with Frit, whose wife, Mrs Frit, buys far too many of those carbonintensive cut flowers, advent calendars and other girly stuff.

Thursday, 19 November 2009

Earning from hunger

A lot of words are being written and sold and spoken and sold on the subject of world hunger and the Rome Food Security Summit right now. The Rome Food Security Summit is a scam where the likes of Robert Mugabe, who has probably done more than any other despot in history to make sure people in his country have nothing whatsoever to eat, can have their begging bowls filled with freebies supplied by unfair westerners who selfishly monopolize all the planet’s grub.
The Rome Food Security Summit will not link the figure of one billion hungry people with that of one billion needless births. The pretence is that those one billion needless hungry mouths have nothing to do with biology and global population mismanagement. They have just been conjured out of the air somehow and all we now have to do is somehow conjure a method of feeding them out of the air to suit. Frit, who lives in a western society where, in recent times, people worked hard to produce adequate food and fewer children to eat it, travelled to Rome to deliver the following message to the Food Security Summit: FRIT DOES NOT HAVE TOO MUCH TO EAT! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!

Wednesday, 18 November 2009

No matching collar and cuffs

The latest employment law lunacy case in Britain has been brought by a woman against her former male boss. She wants him to pay her 4 million pounds for calling her a dumb blonde and for making dumb blonde jokes. He has to argue to a three-woman employment tribunal that “It was said entirely as a joke, it was never intended as an insult”. Frit thinks little of his chances, even despite the fact that, whilst it might not be easy to tell from the photograph if the individual in question is actually dumb, it’s very easy to tell she’s not actually blonde.

Frit has already purchased some shoe polish with the intention of blacking up and suing the first person he hears make a joke that includes the word golliwog.

Tuesday, 17 November 2009

Hands off!

Frit, who, as a direct result of Mussulmanic terrorism, has to suffer strip searching, x-rays and endoscopy virtually every time he boards an airplane, enters a public building or crosses the street, is seething with livid rage at the Canadian police chief who apologized to a Mussulmanic woman, and to the Mussulmanic community, when she complained that one of his officers patted her down when arresting her husband. Frit is beside himself at this outrage. Frit wants this police chief sacked. More, Frit wants this police chief sacked, deprived of his Canadian citizenship, excommunicated from the Christian church and divested of all the money he has swindled out of the Canadian taxpayer throughout his slimy lily-livered career, except for the price of a one-way ticket to Saudi Arabia, where, for the rest of his cowardly life, he shall ponder what a delightful society pandering to such harebrained drivel creates. As for the Mussulmanic woman concerned, Frit is already training a whisky drinking pig to pat her down next time.

Monday, 16 November 2009

Bush-Cheney to stand trial in New York

Frit learns that the biggest show trial in the history of the world is about to be held. Former President George W Bush, former Vice-President Dick Cheney, former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, unknown numbers of CIA, law enforcement and military people are all to go on trial in New York on charges arising from their attempts to protect America and the free world from the onslaught of sixth century religious dogma. Witnesses for the prosecution include 4 individuals specially flown in from Guantanamo Bay. When found guilty, all defendants could face the death penalty.

Friday, 13 November 2009

Incredibly incapable

Mary Robinson, one-time President of the place that likes to refer to itself as the “Emerald Isle”, although everyone else just calls it “that peat bog over there”, has described as “unjust and unwarranted” all criticism from American pro-Israel groups of The Multimillionaire White Mohammedan Nobel Laureate Joker President’s recent award to her of the Medal of Freedom, the highest civilian award in the US. “I was acting purely in a principled, human rights way with no bias, which I am incapable of”, said she. They are so unassuming. So unassuming.

Searching Google images for “Mary Robinson” reveals that she is far from too modest to be photographed though far too unsightly to feature on Frit’s blog. But Frit came across this interesting painting of another Robinson, Robinson Crusoe. The President of the United States, on holiday in the West Indies in his younger days, can be seen mistaking his garb for that of an Arab and fawning at his feet.

Thursday, 12 November 2009

Immoral Arabs

A German of Russian descent is on trial for stabbing to death a pregnant Muslim woman and injuring her husband specifically because they are Muslims. As heinous as this crime undoubtedly is, it is curious to see how much of the Muslim world has erupted in fury. In Cairo and Alexandria, the home city of the couple, there were demonstrations outside the German Embassy and German institutions. The protests spread to Iran and Karachi in Pakistan, where women held up placards denouncing the West and calling for justice for the “headscarf martyr”. German justice is, of course, not good enough, and a fatwa has been issued. Curious that wholesale butchery of the infidel in Muslim countries is not a problem to anyone whereas a single “headscarf martyr” is really, really upsetting. Curious also that the trial, for which the security operation is huge, is not being much reported on by those who feed us the news. Not even in Germany itself.

Similarly, the Turks, who divided the island of Cyprus, are guilty of equal imbalance over a bar being opened in the Christian half in what was formerly a mosque. The many churches, graveyards etc. located in their own half of the island that they have destroyed completely, desecrated or turned into head chopping off factories and so forth simply don’t count.

Kemal Ataturk declared that “Islam – the theology of an immoral Arab – is a dead thing. It might have suited tribes in the desert. It is no good for a modern, progressive state”. Sadly, the Turks are now increasingly embracing that theology and moving backwards towards the Middle Ages. They are a disgrace to the absurd looking bird after which they named their country. Frit suggests they rename it after the bird pictured, the Scimitar-babbler, making themselves the “Scimitar-babblers”, a much more apt name for those intent on running around chopping off heads with a curved sword whilst uttering meaningless sounds.

Wednesday, 11 November 2009

Which way to the bridge?

In the wake of the Fort Hood massacre, Frit is confused. He is reading that Muslims in the military have a problem, they need to “seek a bridge between worlds” say experts. “How can a Muslim participate in killing other Muslims in such places as Iraq and Afghanistan?”, they ask. Frit, in his ignorance, always thought that Iraqis are Muslims, but they seem to have no problems killing one another. Frit thought that Afghastlystanis are Muslims and they have no problems killing one another either. Pakistanis kill one another just fine. Palestinians are experts at it. Iranians, Saudis, Yemenis, Lebanese . . . In fact, Frit finds it quite difficult to think of a Muslim country where Muslims have any difficulty whatsoever in killing one another, and preferably by the most gruesome methods available. Or has Frit misunderstood something? When they say they “seek a bridge between worlds”, perhaps they mean so they can throw one another off it.

Tuesday, 10 November 2009

Birth of a religion

In a landmark ruling in Britain, Mr Justice Michael Burton-Loon has pronounced that a belief in man-made climate change, if genuinely held, can be considered to have the status of a religious conviction “for the purpose of the 2003 Religion and Belief Regulations”. Frit wonders if this means it’s now okay to dress its adherents in strange green frocks, persecute unbelievers and chop off their heads in its name. Frit also wonders if a belief that there is no such thing as man-made climate change, if genuinely held, can equally be considered to have the status of a religious conviction “for the purpose of the 2003 Religion and Belief Regulations”. If so, Frit intends installing effigies at the headquarters of his own anti warming dogma organization WOW (War On Warmers) and insisting that the staffers there remain celibate.

Monday, 9 November 2009

Long frocks are a giveaway

A man who habitually wore a frock and posted anti-western stuff on the Internet was allowed to stay in the US army and eventually butcher people trying to defend America and the western world. But those who rule us say this was not an act of terrorism. No, rather it was the act of a mentally deranged individual. Apparently, an individual can either be mad or can be a terrorist, never both. So those of us who thought that every terrorist is a madman are quite mistaken. Are we also mistaken about thinking the frock is the uniform of the enemy so frock wearers simply have to be ejected from the armed forces and sent to Guantanamo Bay? Get real!

Wednesday, 4 November 2009


Frit has concluded that the great threat posed by the Multimillionaire White Mohammedan Nobel Laureate Joker President and his henchmen and henchwomen stems from the fact that they see artificial dogma as infallible truth. They see their acts as moral acts and not as political acts. This makes it government by religion. Like in Iran.

Tuesday, 3 November 2009

It seems that, in Texas, a Mussulman woman applied for a job with CareNow, an employer who has a “no-hats” policy, and failed to get the job because she insisted she had to keep her headscarf on. The CAIR organization (Cuddly Allah’s Islamic Racketeers), has now written to CareNow asking it to “1) offer the Muslim applicant a position for which she is qualified and to allow her to wear her Islamic head scarf, 2) provide the applicant with a formal written apology, 3) clarify CareNow’s policy on religious accommodation issues and allow a religious exemption to the“no-hat” policy, 4) institute workplace sensitivity and diversity training for staff, and 5) compensate the Muslim applicant for the emotional distress she has suffered as a result of the discrimination”.

Frit, who once had to stay alive in the jungle for months on end, knows how to kill every type of animal, including ones with fur, using nothing but a loofer. Therefore he is qualified to work in a slaughterhouse. However, only last week, when he applied for a job as slaughterman in a halal slaughterhouse he was informed that the job may only be done by a Mussulman. This is not equal opportunity. This is straightforward religious discrimination. So Frit has now followed CAIR’s splendid example and written to the slaughterhosue asking it to “1) offer the Christian applicant Frit a position for which he is qualified and to allow him to turn up for work with a bottle of beer, his pork pie and no beard, 2) provide Frit with a formal written apology, 3) clarify policy on religious accommodation issues and allow a religious exemption to the“no-infidel” policy, 4) institute workplace sensitivity and diversity training for staff, and 5) richly compensate the Christian applicant for the emotional distress he has suffered as a result of the discrimination”.

CareNow appears to have relented and dropped its no-hat’s policy, so Frit is hopeful that the slaughterhouse will relent and employ him after all.The photograph shows the woman and headscarf concerned.

Monday, 2 November 2009

Importing the time bomb

Frit has learned that those who rule Britain purposely opened the country’s doors to let people in because they know that immigrants always vote for the benefits the left always promises them. Now, Frit learns that those who rule the USA are handing out taxpayer money to fund the move of people from Gaza to the USA for the same reason. In their ignorance, the Multimillionaire White Mohammedan Nobel Laureate Joker President, his maturity-challenged wife and their henchmen and henchwomen are unaware that as few as 15 rabid hate-filled HAMAS (Hate and Murder and Supremacy) aid gobblers can breed themselves into 50 million rabid hate-filled HAMAS aid gobblers virtually within a single year. They are importing a time bomb. They should seek education from the Prime Minister of Turkey who only recently urged his own population to breed faster to obtain “more power”.

Friday, 30 October 2009

Mussulmen who can’t spell

Inspired by some absurdly illiterate recent hate posters, Frit’s latest book is entitled “Mussulmen who can’t spell”. Sadly, this is now being withdrawn from the shops throughout Europe because Frit learns that, if all goes as planned, the 27 member states of the European Union will soon have a common hate crime legislation that will turn disapproval of Islamic practices or homosexual lifestyles into crimes. The directive's definition of discriminatory harassment is so broad that every objection to Islamic or homosexual practices will be considered unlawful!

Frit opposes the introduction of this legislation on the grounds that those in society who most object to homosexual lifestyles are Mussulmen. Thus the legislation specifically singles out Mussulmen, especially homosexual Mussulmen who by definition must either disapprove of their own lifestyles and are thus committing a crime, or must disapprove of the Islamic practice of disapproving of their lifestyles and are thus committing a different crime. This law is discriminatory and wrong. It is also bad for book sales.

Thursday, 29 October 2009

Animal lovers reach out, cows fail to reciprocate

In Britain, dog owners have been trampled to death by irate cows in record spectacular numbers this year (in an earlier post Frit reported on a case of this type where the cows failed to quite pull it off). Knowing that politically correct and townie-riddled doggy-lover land as well as she does, Mrs Frit now tells Frit she expects a law will soon be passed to make it illegal for farmers to negligently leave their cattle standing about uselessly in a field without being on a lead.

Wednesday, 28 October 2009


Frit notes that, in Britain, a conman has been given a jail sentence for posing as the Director of Public Prosecutions in order to seduce women. The real Director of Public Prosecutions is arch progressive Keir Starmer QC. Starmer falsified his details in Who’s Who to make himself appear less advantaged. He also recently abused his apolitical office to make public speeches against the Conservative Party’s intention to meddle with the Human Rights Act from which he earned very well thankyou for years before being appointed to his post. Nonetheless, Starmer himself is not being sent to jail for posing as the Director of Public Prosecutions in order to seduce women. What an injustice.

The photograph shows Starmer staring in disbelief at the figures the Human Rights Act has added to his bank statement down the years.

Tuesday, 27 October 2009

Cruelty to animals

When asked by a small boy, on camera, to confirm he was born in Hawaii, the Multimillionaire White Mohammedan Nobel Laureate Joker President replied “Yeah, I was born in Hawaii, that’s true. Absolutely and my . . . my sister still lives in Hawaii. And we got a dog named Bo”. The amazing thing about this abrupt change of subject trick was its crudity. A bit like seeing the conjurer putting the rabbit into the hat with one hand before pulling it out with the other. It is so obvious. So badly done. Why do they not notice?

It is also tantamount to abusing a dumb animal incapable of giving informed consent to its being used as a prop in hoodwinking the American people. And dogs are so trusting. Frit is having his people write to PETA demanding they rescue the dog. As everyone knows, PETA is an organization that collects money from the gullible and the young for the purpose of finding dogs new homes, but instead executes them and pockets the savings. No matter, Frit is sure that the poor mutt in question would much rather spend its time fouling the pavements of heaven than suffering mistreatment at the hands of an inept showman down here. The photograph shows the brute in question poking his dog in the ear with a stick for being blacker than him.

Monday, 26 October 2009

Choice of words

Frit notes that coalition talks between the two right-leaning parties forming Germany’s new government are referred to by those who feed us the news as “fights” on the same day that talks between Hamas and Fatah, locked in a barbaric bloodthirsty struggle over who pockets the money lavished on the Palestinians by western democracies, are referred to as “negotiations”.

Friday, 23 October 2009


In all his public appearances the Multimillionaire White Mohammedan Nobel Laureate Joker President appears to have a knack of looking like a TV entertainer one moment and like a schoolboy playing at being the President the next, but never like an actual president. We should be worried. We should be worried. Also, why does his wife always look like a big white slave ship captain guy blacked up and in drag?

Thursday, 22 October 2009

Waiter there’s a fly in my soup

Frit, who is in telepathic contact across the great divide with the ghost of the fly that the Multimillionaire White Mohammedan Nobel Laureate Joker President killed on TV not so long ago, has been informed firsthand by this said ghost of a fly that what the Koran has to say about flies, i.e. that if a housefly falls into a person’s drink, that person should properly immerse the fly in the drink because one of the fly’s wings has a disease and the other has the cure for the disease, is a load of old rubbish. It’s simply not true. Hardly surprising when one learns from ancient tomes only recently discovered in a hitherto buried temple in in a desert somewhere that the word Koran, the name of the book revealed to Mohammed by the angel Jibril over a period of approximately twenty-three years (beginning in 610 CE, when he was forty, and concluding in 632 CE, the year of his death), is short for Kooky Odious Retarded Arrant Nonsense. (Jibril is apparently short for Jalapenos In Beer-Roasted Iranian Lentils.) Is it true that the Koran has been banned in Kazakhstan?

Wednesday, 21 October 2009

Polar bears destroy western civilization

In his attempts at saving the world from the green disaster of the upcoming Copenhagen global climate treaty, Frit recently put himself through the ordeal of having dinner with Unelected Prime Minister of Britain and arch warmer, Boredom Brown. The aim was to try to convince him that if you only have half the number of eyes possessed by the standard human being you can reasonably be expected to see only half the thermometer and only half the north pole etc.. To no avail. The addled wretch is of the opinion that “The great injustice of climate change” is that “those being hit first and hardest by it are those who have done least to cause it”. This is an unshakable collective warmist religious conviction and a supremely effective strategy for getting the hands ever deeper into the pockets and the pants of the gullible and the young. No matter that those who have done the least owe their very existence to those who have done the most. No matter that giving all the money of those who have done the most to those who have done the least, which is the aim of the treaty, can only make the former worse off and never make the latter better off.

Frit blames it all on the polar bear. The polar bear is the most vile and vicious slaughtering machine that ever drew breath, and which the planet could well do without. But the polar bear is gift wrapped in white fur and lives in wet conditions where the blood gets quickly washed off. This makes it an acceptable, cuddly, likeable symbol, just perfect for feeding the warming doom message to our children, irrespective of it having been feeding itself on our children since time began.

Tuesday, 20 October 2009

Incitement to murder

Frit is breathless with admiration for this section of a BBC report on the visit of Gerd Wilders to London: “He was quizzed about his views on Islam and his unsuccessful attempt in the Dutch parliament to get the Koran banned, using the same laws under which Adolf Hitler's Mein Kampf was outlawed”. They so smoothly would have us believe they are thus saying that a thoroughly good read, i.e. the Koran, must not be placed in the same category as a thoroughly bad read, i.e. Mein Kampf, whereas, of course, the real intention of the statement is simply to associate the name of Wilders with the name of Adolph Hitler anyway one can.

During the visit, Frit was not amused to see a “reporter” interviewing a retarded yob in a London street making what amounted to death threats against Gerd Wilders. The “reporter” then addressed him as “Sir”! Frit was so irritated by this that he has had his legal department write to the British Home Secretary reminding him that British law states:

Encouraging or assisting an offence believing it will be committed

Section 45 creates the crime of:
Doing an act capable of encouraging or assisting the commission of an offence; and
Believing that:

§ The offence will be committed; and
§ His act will encourage or assist its commission.

The offence is triable in the same manner, summarrarily or on indictment, as the anticipated offence (s.55(1)) and, on conviction, a person can be sentenced to the same penalty as applies to the anticipated offence (s.58).

Frit is not expecting a prompt reply.

Monday, 19 October 2009

Green subsidence

Frit’s anti global warming hoax organization WOW (War on Warmers) has discovered that the pretty town of Staufen im Breisgau in southern Germany has become the first town in the world ever to be laid waste by warming dogma. Warmers in that town were determined to do their bit to save the climate by heating their ancient town hall with green geothermal heat rather than red fossil fuel heat. So intense was their warming zeal that they ignored geological advice and bored several green warming holes hundreds of warming meters into the ground. These holes allowed water from the bowels of the earth to seep upwards into layers of rock that dissolve in water. The pretty medieval town instantly started to sink into the resulting cavities with disturbing speed. The medieval town hall and all the other medieval buildings are cracking and disintegrating. Nobody knows how to slow, arrest or reverse the process. People can only stand by and watch as their homes and businesses fall to pieces and vanish into the ground. Media reports on this green crime are extremely few and far between. Frit proposes that the townspeople seek compensation from the media and from Multimillionaire Great Gore.

Friday, 16 October 2009

Figures buried in fens

Shivering in the unusually early frost and snow of a globally warmed October morning, Frit reads that, in mid-August, the University of East Anglia's Climate Research Unit (CRU) disclosed that it had destroyed the raw data for its global surface temperature data set owing to an alleged lack of storage space. This data was the basis of several of the major international studies that claim we face a global warming crisis. Fishy as this might be, it seems not to make headline news. Frit’s own anti global warming group WOW (War on Warmers) has dispatched a team to East Anglia to dredge those fens for incriminating evidence. WOW has also written to Multimillionaire Nobel Laureate Great Gore requesting his thoughts.

Thursday, 15 October 2009

Sikh freaks

Recently, a Sikh man was awarded a sum of money by a British court as compensation for having been asked to remove his turban to do training in the police force. This he could not do because his turban is “one and the same as the Sikh’s head”. Now, a Sikh schoolboy and his family are winging because he is not permitted to take a dagger to school. In Frit’s view, he should only be allowed to take the dagger to school if he is prepared to use it only to “consecrate the ceremonial sweet pudding”, which, it seems, is after all one of the dagger’s important never to be done without purposes.

Or why not simply go back to where running around with a dagger and having your head be one and the same as a piece of cloth is the done thing?

Wednesday, 14 October 2009

Fruits of appeasement

Frit notes that the Irish terrorist Patrick Magee, a self-obsessed frightened runt who murdered five people and injured many others when attempting to murder Margaret Thatcher twenty-five years ago, was invited to the House of Commons to “promote reconciliation”. He naturally saw this as an opportunity to simply justify his murders and his miserable existence and to parade his lack of remorse. Frit also notes that the Pale Stinians have washed their hands of the American Administration’s attempts at flooding the Middle East with peace only days after the Multimillionaire White Mohammedan Joker President was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.

Tuesday, 13 October 2009

Politically correct gem of the week

Yesterday, when reporting about the death penalty handed out to six men in China for their part in recent unrest in the Uighur region, did CNN’s anchor Hala Gorani really tell us that the conflict was between Han Chinese and “a weaker ethnic group”? “Hala” apparently means “halo”, and it sometimes shows.