Mussulmanics versus Warmers

As the absurd Copenhagen conference comes to an absurd end, Frit is concerned that there could eventually be global conflict between adherents of the Mussulmanic political ideology and adherents of the Warming political ideology. The two are in league at present, as evidenced in Copenhagen, but both are totalitarian ideologies in their own right so, in the end, both must try to absorb the other and, whilst there is nothing in Warming ideology to deny a person’s right to embrace Mussulmanicism (as long as he remembers to continue saving on the energy required to sharpen a knife before cutting off a person’s head with it, the Mussulmanic’s only contribution to preserving the environment to date), the Mussulmanic ideology is very much opposed to the existence of any other ideology per se. Apart from that, Frit reads in Mussulmanic Fatwa No. 110197 that –

It was narrated from Abu Hurayrah (may Allaah be pleased with him) that the Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “The Hour will not begin until the land of the Arabs once again becomes meadows and rivers.”

What we think is that Arabia becoming meadows and rivers again is something concerning which there is no doubt, but we cannot be certain that it will happen because of the melting of the ice cap, because that is known only to Allaah. But we mention this view because it is relevant and because it has been said by some specialists, both Muslims and kaafirs.

Frit supposes the land of the Arabs will again become meadows and rivers at about the same time the hidden savior of mankind, currently still at the bottom of that well down south, jumps out to do his stuff. It seems he is unable to do this at the moment as, according to Madmood Madjihadimad, the tyrannical dwarf ruler of Iran, the USA is blocking his way out!