The shameful multiplication of Reginald Kenneth Dwight

Frit notes that a supermarket is in trouble for covering up a magazine cover showing a photograph of Sir Elton Hercules John (real name Reginald Kenneth Dwight) and his partner David Furnish proudly displaying the hapless sprog these two lately brought into the world by bizarre synthetic means. Customers complained, the supermarket covered it up, now the supermarket is facing accusations. We live in a free society where pop milieu excreta like these two are permitted to indulge their egos in truly sickeningly unsavory ways but where there is no freedom to think ill of them for doing so.

Strange to find so many references to Reginald Kenneth and his “husband” David in media reports concerning this entire loathsome story but none to David and his “wife” Reginald Kenneth.