Tuesday 7 October 2008

Toothy swindler survives crash

Great Sir Lancelot Branson is the world’s 245th richest person. This he has achieved by being so truly adept at fleecing the gullible and the young by somehow convincing them life is about good causes and daring-do and not about money at all. There are those who are dissapointed that Great Sir Lancelot Branson failed to accompany his friend Fossett on that last flight.