Thursday, 2 October 2008

Green dye

“Green” women stand for all things natural and pure and just won’t so much as switch on a light if they suspect any of the electrons used have been produced by nuclear power and won’t so much as touch a tofu sandwich if they suspect it isn’t organic free range tofu without additives and killed using a humane painless tofu strangling machine powered by sustainable but heavily subsidised windmills. So how come they always manage to use more hair dye and more dress and makeup cunning than any other group of women on this green planet or any other? Same also goes for the men.