Friday, 15 April 2011

Aspherical correctness

Learning that a school in Seattle has renamed Easter eggs “Spring Spheres” so as not to upset any Mussulmanics and drive them into genocidal rage, Frit proposes changing offensive “Easter Island” into “Quite Early In The Year Island” and “Good Friday” into “So-so Thursday” provided “Ramadan” is then changed to “Desperate Dan” in return.