Prompted by recent events and harbouring an intense hatred of his neighbour ever since that party daubed “Frit the Twit” on that disputed fence, Frit has devised a perfect four-point plan for getting rid of him:
1. Convert to Islam.
2. Cut off neighbour’s head.
3. Blame it on that pastor who burned that holy book thereby turning every right-thinking Mussulmanic into a rabid killer zombie.
4. Contact CAIR for advice on how to sue the government for compensation for not having introduced Sherrya Law quickly enough to put a stop to that pastor’s antics and avoid the resulting trauma.
