Thursday, 7 April 2011

Cremating Koranic ramblings

Prompted by recent events and harbouring an intense hatred of his neighbour ever since that party daubed “Frit the Twit” on that disputed fence, Frit has devised a perfect four-point plan for getting rid of him:

1. Convert to Islam.
2. Cut off neighbour’s head.
3. Blame it on that pastor who burned that holy book thereby turning every right-thinking Mussulmanic into a rabid killer zombie.
4. Contact CAIR for advice on how to sue the government for compensation for not having introduced Sherrya Law quickly enough to put a stop to that pastor’s antics and avoid the resulting trauma.