Wednesday, 10 December 2008

Polluted Irish pork

The bogtrotter’s pig is rotten inside. Soppy waterborne folklore has seeped into its innards from the damp beneath. Spit it out! And demand compensation! The bogtrotter has traditionally gotten away with far too much leprechaun-based socio-cultural baloney. All he has to do is provide his pig with a sty on stilts.