Thursday, 8 July 2010

Great Gore warms up by strange means

Is it true that a female masseuse is accusing Great Gore of having behaved like a “crazed sex poodle” when she gave him a massage (for around 500 dollars earned feeding eyewash to the gullible and young) in his hotel room and he insistently demanded extra favors? And is it true that some Gore supporters have said not to tell anybody because if it gets around the “world’s going to be destroyed by global warming”? Frit turned up this photograph of Gore all dressed up and ready for a massage. His ex-wife, Kipper, says she never used to mind him dressing this way in the bedroom as long as it helped his low emissions problem.