Hair of the Prophet

Learning that the Iranian authorities have banned barbers from offering western style haircuts to men, Frit has written to all western governments suggesting we retaliate by banning Muslim style throatcuts. Barbers have also been banned from plucking hairs from the faces of clients to give them the appearance of having two separate eyebrows rather like the horrid infidel they would all so like to be. The picture shows the ultimate in Chic Shiite Schönheit: short, mad, short back and sides, monobrow, the white man’s suit but not his tie.