Tuesday, 6 July 2010

Historic contributions

To Frit’s complete astonishment, the boss of NASA has appeared on TV to confess that, when the Multimillionaire White Mohammedan Nobel Laureate Joker President appointed him to that position he charged him “foremostly” with finding “a way to reach out to the Muslim world and engage much more with predominantly Muslim nations to help them feel good about their historic contribution to science, math, and engineering”!!!

Frit believes the most significant of these historic contributions was the invention of the halfwheel. These were once produced in large numbers in the Middle East but ended up as decorative elements on the tops of church towers as they gave such a notoriously bumpy ride. Later on, a Christian hit on the idea of nailing two of them together and a Jew added some spokes, but these were mere minor modifications. The basic concept came, as always, from Abdul and his Prophet, and we thank them for it. Without Abdul and his Prophet we’d still be living in the trees.