Thursday, 1 July 2010

The face on the prairie

For some time now, sharp entrepreneurs have been making good money using Google Earth to trawl the highways and byways spotting gold watches and other items of lost property, and Frit considers himself a pioneer in the sector. Recently, when looking for any valuables lying about in the eastern part of Oklahoma, Frit came across the miraculous image shown. Etched into the countryside by the hand of God, it could be the face of Christ or even the face of the Multimillionaire White Mohammedan Nobel Laureate Joker President. What’s the difference? Frit believes he is the first to have discovered the image and that it has even more commercial potential than the crummy Nun Bun and the Oskar fish with “Allah” written on one side and “Mohammed” on the other combined. Frit has already obtained an adjacent lot for a very modest price where he intends erecting “Frit’s Four Star Okie Face Palace of Pilgrimage and Wellness Tower Hotel”. The higher the room in the tower the higher the price and the better the view of the miraculous image and the associated healing effects. With this project, Frit feels himself onto a true winner at last.