Thursday 11 September 2008

Bravely brushing aside the rules

Unelected British Prime Minister and would-be multimillionaire Boredom Brown has broken with political convention by offering effusive praise for Multimillionaire President B.A. Barackabama at a time when foreign leaders are meant to maintain careful neutrality ahead of the US election. Some might believe Boredom Brown did this because he is a cunning and slippery heavyweight political assassin, but Frit believes he did it because he is an incompetent moron loser.