Monday, 8 September 2008

Saving the planet with veg and two veg

A certain brute with big hair named Dr Pachauri (career United Nations global warming big earner and brainwasher of the gullible and the young) says people in better-off countries should stop eating so much meat if the globally warmed planet is to be saved from doom and destruction. So we are not at all under threat from the vast numbers of new human beings that result from uncontrolled breeding, as we might have thought, we are under threat from not eating our greens. And the United Nations is not there to put any effort into confronting global breeding, it is there to advise those bred what to eat. We are so grateful.

Apparently “Dr Pachauri has just been re-appointed for a second six-year term as chairman of the Nobel Prize-winning IPCC, the body that collates and evaluates climate data for the world's governments”. How glad we are to here it. We shall wish the man six more years of good earning as we fry tonight’s steak.