Sunday 1 June 2008

Equal rights for mad mussulmen women


Whoever said that feminism was invented so that unattractive women can play a part in society too, can now add “and so that madwomen can play their part in destroying it”. For in the bizarre world in which we live and in which such huge numbers of people are really just such a pure waste of time, we now have mad mussulmen women suicide bombers in a stew over equal rights to very short careers in the terrorism branch. Al Qaeda, it appears, thinks the role of women in jihad is merely to stay at the kitchen sink to breed vast numbers of proper male suicide bombers unlikely to suffer a sudden bout of menstruation or urge to disclose some trivial piece of gossip right in the middle of an important mission to save the world from the clutches of the infidel. Now is that sexist or what!

Ever one to seethe at the beast of discrimination wherever it shall chance to raise its ugly head, Frit is at one with these mad mussulmen women and has a plan intended to bring world attention to their cause. They shall all don their explosive burkas, visit their various local al Qaeda branch headquarters, sidle up to the sexist bigots quietly working there and simultaneously blow themselves into the presence of Allah in protest.