Friday 20 June 2008

Jumping on the bandwagon when it comes to a stop


Great Gore, the man who started all this global warming, making it rain on Frit’s birthday (and the man who is beginning to look as if his publicly unstated strategy for saving the planet is to eat most of it), is the latest in the list of terrorist sympathisers, communists, Hollywood dross, Nobel prize charlatans and similar to come out as a B.A. Barackabamite (notably Colonel Qadhafi, the world’s looniest dictator, who says of B.A. Barackabama “We still hope that this black man will take pride in his African and Islamic identity”).
Frit thinks this coming out as a B.A. Barackabamite on the part of Great Gore might have been seemly before the fact but is definitely unseemly after it. Bookmakers don’t normally accept bets once the race is over, after all. But this appears not to bother B.A. Barackabama. He is only too eager to seize opportunity to forge ahead with his sly plan to achieve regime change that stands for course change, climate change and colour change all in one go. The world will be such a different place!