Thursday, 27 May 2010

Back trouble can even affect the divine

Frit is not one to gloat over the misfortunes of others so, today, he must severely reproach himself for his deep lack of distress concerning “social activist” and pop trash icon Bono who is currently in hospital having injured himself on stage whilst preparing to further corrupt and fleece the gullible and the young on a world tour. Apparently, Bono, who wears dark glasses for everything but looking in the mirror, tripped over his own opinion of himself in the dark. Frit believes this individual opted for the name “Bono” as an alternative to the full version, i.e. “bonobo”, as he deemed the full version a bit too lifestyle-suggestive even for the pop sewer milieu.

Frit took this photograph of aging Bono taking time off from social activism to behave like a bonobo with some teenage girls.