More Mussulmanic jokes for which you can be killed

In response to a Mussulmanic woman having been fined for wearing her burka in public in Italy, the head of Italy’s Mussulmanics has stated that veiled Mussulmanic women are the true upholders of western traditions of female dress and that it is the Mussulmanics who are protecting the traditions of that country! Strewth!!! Then there is:

How many Mussulmanics does it take to change a light bulb?
One to hold it.
One to read instructions from the Koran as to how.
One to tell you the bulb is only intended for peaceful use.
One to sue you for claiming a Mussulmanic didn’t invent it first.