Narrow escape

Frit has been on the run ever since he was caught on camera in New York taking off his sweatshirt and stowing it in his backpack near to Times Square. He was pursued across several states by tracker dogs and ended up holed up in a motel room surrounded by Eric Holder, Mayor Bloomberg, the press, swat teams, FBI agents and CIA men brandishing water boards. When they kicked down the door and burst in, thank goodness he had the presence of mind to quickly dress as an Arab, complete with suicide belt from which severed heads dangled, whereupon they all said “Awww shucks”, and disappeared! Phew!