Monday, 9 March 2009

Slave to fashion

It is said that the Multimillionaire White African King treated British Prime Minister Boredom Brown like some unimportant unelected one-eyed representative of an insignificant banana republic during his visit to America last week. Whilst it might be true that Boredom Brown is indeed an unimportant unelected one-eyed representative of a country the labour party has made into an insignificant banana republic in recent years, appearances need to be kept up. The trouble is, it is rumoured, the flashy Multimillionaire Black African Queen associates Britain with the slave trade! So we have proof that her mind is concerned with more than just clothes, it also has room for some appallingly blinkered views of history. Can international politics really have been brought down to such a juvenile level?