Frit accuses two “senior UN officials”, Manfred Novak and Martin Scheinin, of torture, by making it impossible for people to tell them apart. Which has the prettiest big hairdo? Which wears his specs at the jauntiest angle? Which looks better against a pale blue background? Which has the eyes that can get him into the pockets and the pants of the gullible and the young the fastest? Impossible to tell. Most of those tortured by these questions eventually go mad and end up waterboarding themselves before jumping off the top of the UN building. Both men should be investigated and exposed. Their bank statements should be made public; their real ages should be published to see if they tally with such surprising lack of hair loss.
