Papal Palestinian Pandering Pilgrimage

The pope, the biggest little catholic alive, has been seen wearing a Keffiyah that really didn’t go with the particular model of burka he had on at the time. Also, Keffiyah is an ancient Methodist word derived from Keffi, meaning “scarf”, and Yah, meaning “I’ll cut off your f!!k!!g head if you don’t submit to Methodist supremacy and wear one of these scarves you infidel rotter”. So this choice of fashion accessory appears inappropriate. He must say three Hail Maries, pirouette a couple of times and pray for forgiveness from his predecessor, Pope John Pole, the all-time greatest Pope ever, who indecently suffered for us all so much on camera that we couldn’t wait to see the back of him.

The picture shows the diminutive pope, in his new Keffiyah, riding off to Jerusalem on his recent crusade.