Thursday 27 August 2009

Apology

Frit has been criticized by many an international leader for speaking ill of Ted Kennedy. It seems that Frit had an entirely wrong idea of multimillionaire Kennedy. He was not a self-seeking rich man at all. Instead he was “legendary”. He spent his life tirelessly working for an end to racism, for equality and social justice. UN Secretary-General Man-in-Moon, for instance, says that multimillionaire Kennedy “was not just a friend of those of power and high position, but even more to those who had neither. He was a voice for those who would otherwise go unheard, a defender of the rights and interests of the defenseless.” Frit humbly apologizes and reproduces the following “Teddy” quotes by way of proving his true worth:

“Integrity is the lifeblood of democracy. Deceit is a poison in its veins.”

“The work goes on, the cause endures, the hope still lives and the dreams shall never die.”

“Somebody should have taught the little bitch how to swim.”