Monday, 31 August 2009


Deranged billionaire Libyan Dictator Moamer Kadhafi has kindly agreed not to pitch his tent in a New York suburb during an upcoming United Nations visit after the community, which includes dozens of families who lost loved ones in the 1988 Lockerbie bombing, made it clear that camping dictators are undesirable, however camp. Meanwhile, the Multimillionaire White Mohammedan King has temporarily pitched his own tent on Martha’s Vineyard where it is perfectly kosher for a person of his religion to hang out as there have never actually been any frowned upon vineyards on that island. It seems the island has been the summer retreat of many well-to-do African Americans for 200 years. Nothing tribal about that. The island is also right next door, remember, to Chappaquiddick Island, a place of pilgrimage for every right-minded revolting sexist playboy, a place where the Multimillionaire White Mohammedan King might feel extra close to his friend “Teddy” at this sad time. Apart from this, of course, the waters offshore are just littered with the corpses of Kennedys. The lucky holidaymaker might have the fortune to come upon one of them mummified in salt and washed ashore on the beach. But, despite all these attractions, there are some who insist the Multimillionaire White Mohammedan King is partial to Martha’s Vineyard simply because the island is home to a place called “Gay Head”. Frit has no idea what they mean to imply.