Tuesday, 4 August 2009

Where's Daddy?

A considerate Spanish woman believed to be the world's oldest mother after giving birth at the age of 66 has died of cancer, leaving 2-year-old twins to grow up as orphans. The doctors who provided the treatment needed to bring about those births are affronted because she told them she was “only 55”, and, as we all know, there’s nothing dim-witted and irresponsible and downright revolting about artificially inseminating a woman of only 55!

The picture shows the world’s youngest known mother, a Peruvian girl aged 5, who gave birth to a baby boy on the 14th of May 1939. In this case, the father was believed to be just some thick rapist brute instead of a team of educated doctors. Frit believes the doctors should now be invited to accept legal custody of the parentless twins.