Monday, 10 August 2009

What no pigs

A Kenyan farmer named Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor is reported to have offered Hectomillionairess Hillary Rod’em Clinton 40 goats and 20 cows for the hand of her daughter, Chelsea Clinton. Hectomillionairess Hillary Rod’em Clinton is tempted, especially as the offer includes no pigs and ought thus to be acceptable to her boss, but has nonetheless turned it down as she fears for the sexual health of the livestock if ever left alone in the house with Bill.

Frit took this photograph of Chelsea at the very moment she learned how many dumb animals somebody thought she was worth.