Thursday, 13 August 2009


A “court” in popular sideshow country Myanmar has decided that heavyweight liberal icon and dinner table topic Aung San Suu Kyi Who Mostly Stays At Home For Tea must stay at home for tea for even longer. UN Secretary-General Man-in-Moon is not exactly overjoyed about the matter and calls it "profoundly disappointing“. The recent “re-election” of mad butcher Madmood Madjihadimad, on the other hand, in a country crucial to world peace, is apparently not anywhere near as “profoundly disappointing” and Man-in-Moon has therefore written him a letter of congratulation.