Behind the times no more

Frit notes that the Mussulmanics are dissatisfied with the concept of the Greenwich Meridian because it is a loathsome creation of the kuffar, and, as everybody knows, Mussulmanics invented time long before anybody else. Thus they have built themselves a huge clock in Mecca to set their own watches by from now on. Quite why it has to look like both Big Ben and the Empire State Building combined nobody is saying. Frit believes the workings inside it are based on the workings of a cuckoo clock, not because a bird pops out of it but because you have to be cuckoo to swallow the bizarre rationale of the wonderful Mussulmanic science behind it, which states that Mecca has a greater claim to being the prime meridian because it is "in perfect alignment with magnetic north”! The claim that the holy city is a "zero magnetism zone" is supported by Mussulmanic ‘scientists’ like Abdel-Baset al-Sayyed, of the Egyptian National Research Centre, who says that there is no magnetic force in Mecca! "That's why if someone travels to Mecca or lives there, he lives longer, is healthier and is less affected by the earth's gravity," says he.