Swimming in publicity

The Multimillionaire White Mohammedan Nobel Laureate Joker President, the biggest recipient of donations from despicable and demonized BP (though nobody seems eager to report this fact) and a man who would never, never use his family for publicity purposes under any circumstances, used his youngest daughter, Sasha, 9, in a staged publicity stunt but a couple of days ago. The apparent aim was to promote tourism in the oil stricken gulf area by taking her into the water and drowning her then bringing her ashore to prove there was no oil in her lungs. The plan only went awry when the ocean quickly washed the two of them ashore having had enough of slick in recent times. It also thought the two of them might start building a mosque in its depths. As can be seen from this photograph of the event, although only nine years old, Sasha’s appearance is already giving rise to rumors about her true parentage.