Monday, 23 August 2010

Pale medicine

Frit is interested to learn that witchdoctors in Tanzania are willing to pay around 400 million Tanzanian shillings (around 250,000 dollars) for a Kenyan albino, who they will then butcher so they can boil up the body parts to make lucrative potions they can sell to the stupid. A Kenyan man has just been imprisoned for having abducted a Kenyan albino and having tried to sell him across the border. In the belief that this might be a good chance to rid the White House of its present incumbent, Frit has written to a couple of Tanzanian witchdoctors informing them that that individual is almost certainly Kenyan and certainly a lot less than black. At least we’d get some money for his otherwise worthless ass.