Absurd colorblind bungler

Absurd multimillionaire ex-president Carter has falsely implied that the Multimillionaire White Mohammedan Joker President is BLACK! Is this a racist slur? Coal is black, the night sky is black, Condoleezza Rice (the color of whose skin was never an issue for right-leaning folk) is black. An individual born of two black parents is black, but the Multimillionaire White Mohammedan Joker President is obviously scientifically observably NOT BLACK! He is no darker than all those underage Latino girls his friends at racketeering organization Acorn were planning to smuggle into the country for use in brothels. This is why it is now widely believed that “the overwhelming portion” of Carter’s “animosity” towards the Multimillionaire White Mohammedan Joker President is based on the fact that he is a white man.