Thursday, 3 September 2009

Computer warming

It has been reported to Frit's own anti global warming action group WOW (War On Warmers) that a new supercomputer installed by the UK's Meteorological Office for the purpose of "predicting climate change" (predicting it?!) produces 12,000 tonnes of carbon dioxide every year. This makes the Met Office building one of the most polluting public buildings in the UK as 75 per cent of its carbon footprint is produced by the super computer.

It has also come to the organization's attention that "climate change protesters" recently superglued themselves together in a bank that is associated with evil fossil fuel projects. Several hotheaded young WOW activists have now responded to this egotistical call for attention by supergluing their upward-pointing middle fingers to Al Gore.

The weatherman in the picture can be seen experiencing other unexpected and curious warming effects caused by the new supercomputer.