Wednesday 23 September 2009

The President’s new skin

With the help of a pack of tarot cards and some goo brewed up by a trio of warty crones, Frit has succeeded in reaching across to the other side to establish contact with the ghost of the fly killed by the Multimillionaire White Mohammedan Joker President on TV. The fly is firmly of the belief that the Multimillionaire White Mohammedan Joker President killed it merely because it happened to be blacker than he. So the fly is shocked and mystified to hear its murderer lay claim, on TV only yesterday, to almost complete true blackness. “I was black before the election”, he claimed, whereas everybody knows the opposite is true: he was elected way before he was black. “Since the election he has become blacker by the day in the eyes of his followers, the fly complains, “thanks to a new type of blackness that is invisible to anyone who is too stupid to see it”. One day, the fly and Frit fear, the Multimillionaire White Mohammedan Joker President will go on a procession through the capital showing off his new black skin and a small child will cry out “the Multimillionaire White Mohammedan Joker President is white” and the crowd will realize the child is telling the truth. What happens then?