Monday, 28 September 2009

Bum bombers

The human race has to be congratulated on having reached a new level of depravity. Yes, the religion that has debased our species so well down the years has now hit on the novel idea of persuading one of its adherents to have a bomb inserted into his back passage as a means of committing murder. They’ll all be doing it soon. None of us will be able to board a plane without having a policeman perform proctoscopy on us from now on. Thank you, religion of peace. Actually, the mechanics of the idea are quite complicated because it can’t be all that easy to locate the arsehole on a person who is entirely made up of one.